...sarcasm. because murder charges are expensive.

right?!

and you will want to send your message while carrying your random useful things in this rustic canvas zip bag, designed for snarky-on-the-go.

handcrafted, hand-sewn, and measuring either 10 inches wide and 9 inches high (Large) OR 8 inches wide and 6 inches high (Small) - you can corral your smartphone, ID, credit cards and cash - or just dump in your wallet (along with beauty essentials!) for the dash out the door. It's just $18 for either size!

meant to be used on its own or tucked into a tote, casual with jeans or very surprising when going dressy, it will travel from day to night.

each scrappy zippered bag has a metal zipper and easy pull, and - as with all pretty clever products - has a funny, sarcastic or meaningful quote.

NOTES: this is made to order - creation and shipping time is 4-5 days. this can also be made as a TOTE BAG - see tote listings!

if you see a favorite quote on another pretty clever product, or you have your own - contact me for a CUSTOM bag.

sarcasm is how we hug!